Real citation: "Tell me I don't turn you on. Tell me I don't make your loinage rumble just a wee smidge. Oh no? Really?"
(the Hun, "casual luxe," Dec. 30, 2004, Isabella Wunder, http://isabellawunder.blogspot.com/2004_12_01_
Made-up citation: "'Strangulated testicle' is a bad loinage problem and a good band name."