Sunday, March 06, 2005

santorum-slurping

present participle. This indicates serious slurpage of the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

Related terms: santorum-smudged, santorum-stained.

Real citation: "The Eagles will clinch the NFC East this week against the Redskins, which will also earn them a desperately needed first round bye. I feel certain about this, as I did that they'd beat the 49ers, but more so. The real problem this week (besides the Santa-sodomizing, Santorum-slurping run defense) is that the Eagles are still going to be very tired. This will be their third game in thirteen days, which, at the end of the season, is not a good thing. However, a win equals rest, and that's what they'll be playing for this week, well earned rest."
(Jason Toogood, "Eagles 'O#," http://www.parentheticalnote.com/eagles03_sanfrancisco.htm)

Made-up citation: "Our upscale relaxation services include a happy ending, but santorum-slurping is somewhat discouraged."

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