noun. Beefy sandwich on one side, prophetic seer on the other.
Real citation: "One of the most sublimely stupid and fabulous moments I've seen on TV. Mrs TanTan and I were big old Buffy freaks, and were both pretty skeptical about AtS (never cared much for Angel on BTVS). But man. A couple episodes into watching AtS, the Oracle-burger had us hooked. Makes me giggle just picturing the idiotic thing. "
(TanTan, "Favorite Moments," May 2, 2003, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=2304839&view=findpost&p=444369)
Made-up citation: "In my religion, there are no gods, but there is an oracle-burger, who is both all-knowing and tasty."