satanosity

noun. Look deep into the soul of Satan, a Satanic cult, or a plate of Satanically hot chicken wings, and this ye shall find.

Real citation: "No other takers, eh? Well, you were close, sort of. No satanosity is involved, however. The obscure reference of the week is to the revised year of X-day, which for the uninformed in all things Yeti is the day the pleasure saucers come to take away those who have sufficient slack and have sent in their $30."
(May 30, 2002, groups.google.com/group/alt.religion.kibology/msg/2b4c1e76a184e095?hl=en&)

Made-up citation: "Neither my labradoodle Betty nor my cockerpoo Veronica has much satanosity."