noun. Are you my schmoopiecakes? Are you my schmoopiecakes? Yes, yes you are!
Related terms: schmoopiepants, schmoopieface, schmoopiehead, schmoopie-poo, schmoopsie-poo, de-schmoopify.
Real citation: "She was really starting to look unhappy now. Poor schmoopiecakes!"
(mr. pseudostudent & pseudostudent, "How Swede It Is," http://www.tarflies.com/virtual/index.php?leg=3)
Made-up citation: "Many a schmoopiecakes--when called 'schmoopiecakes'--responds with a fork to the eyeball."