noun. A rodent-sized pile of hair, proving that skankitude is a gender-neutral concept.
Related terms: pornstache, fuckstache.
Real citation: "Yeah, shaving is kind of a drag. I only shave about every 3 days, which by then I'm plenty due, but I kinda like the scruff. I keep the upper lip trimmed at all times to avoid the skankstache. This will all change though come May when I have to conform to CP's guidelines. No biggie though."
(Thrill Rider, Jan. 28, 2005, http://www.thrillnetwork.com/boards/archive/index.php/t-33411.html)
Made-up citation: "I'm a beard man, but skankstaches make me weep with bed-wetting fear. I'm complex."