Real citation: "my poor baby! april 7th is doomsday!! IM SO SORRY, but i have to do it :( youll forgive me im sure. i think your one nut was kinda cute in its own testicle-ish way, ill miss the little fella."
(Mel Nasty, March 23, 2006, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=64402637)
Made-up citation: "A testicle-ish lump in a non-testicle-ish place is not recommended by doctors."