adj. Twice the dillwad-y badness in half the time.
Real citation: "4 games back with 6 to go...ostensibly they were set. It would be dillwadish to even attempt such a feat. Especially since Indiana and Washington virtually have the same record. Would it not be double dillwadish to expend so much energy and risk injury to do this? They would not gain home court since they would have to play the Pistons anyway. Please refrain from your mental masturbation."
(April 15, 2006, http://detroitsportszone.com/forum/archive/index.php?t-3128.html)
Made-up citation: "When I end up in hell, St. Peter or whoever will say I was pretty, selfish, and double dillwadish."