Thursday, March 22, 2007

meth goggles

noun. The unique worldview imparted on those lucky few who see the world through crystal-meth-colored glasses.

Related terms: vodka goggles, wine goggles, rum and Coke goggles, Long Island Iced Tea goggles, weed goggles, heroin goggles, crack goggles, grain alcohol goggles.

Real citation: "I've done some immoral shit in my life but the worst acts occurred during a phase in which beer goggles had nothing on meth goggles."
(Chester, Feb. 16, 2006, http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:M9iW10SbpPQJ:ruthlessforum.com/viewtopic.php%3Fp%3D425600%26sid%3D6e0eadf2d07ab7c53d2552d103d392f5+%22meth+goggles%22&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=2&gl=us)

Made-up citation: "Don't confuse meth goggles with protective eyewear: one has to do with dating, the other with a Beavis and Butt-head lab."

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