Monday, October 15, 2007

debraify

verb. To systematically remove an over-the-shoulder boulder-holder from a woman, mannequin, cybabe, or disturbing uncle.

Real citation: “I will reiterate and agree with Kat at the same time: Ladies, if you're a 36D, debraify. (or even if you're not)”
(June 27, 2006, Dave Barry’s Blog, http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/2006/06/your_onestop_so.html)

Made-up citation: "A woman can debraify herself in six seconds with one hand--even while wearing a shirt, sweater, and parka. Can your fancy iPhone do that?"

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