noun. The art and science of the bippy-smooch--that most practical of all mouthjobs.
Real citation: “If we're all just gonna kiss each others asses, then really, why bother even comin' on here. it's answerology, not asskissology....“
(July 10, 2006, Answerology, http://www.answerology.com/index.aspx/question/1731377_Stoopid-questions.html)
Made-up citation: "As a guidance counselor, I recommend a minor in asskissology to all students, regardless of major. I also provide free chapstick and a Coke."