Monday, November 05, 2007

straightforwardiness

noun. A quality that's about as straight as my gay uncle.

Real citation: “Finally, straightforwardiness from somebody!”
(March 10, 2007, http://theyain.proboards42.com/index.cgi?board=religion&action=print&thread=1173481386)

Made-up citation: "I admire your penitence, but I deplore your straightforwardiness. Are you done with those pita chips?"

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