noun. A term for employees of the Department of Motor Vehicles that suggests, deep in their hearts, they are not actually cuddly bunnies ready to snuggle and coo.
Real citation: "So this pissant, who has no power in his life but to become a DMV-stapo soldier for the cause of bureaucracy and denied beers on the hottest of days decides that he has no choice but to put his foot down because 'we have laws here and if you don't like it, go back to where you came from.'"
(July 23, 2007, The Unapologetic Mexican, http://www.theunapologeticmexican.org/elgrito/2007/07/nonsequitur_of_the_week.html)
Made-up citation: "My guidance counselor said, given my interesting grades and natural talents, I should consider a career as a member of the DMV-stapo. Or guidance counselor."