adj. If you can't afford our kidneys, we also have some great spleens.
Real citation: "Gaah Leeds festival announce faith no more after already selling out, fuelling eBay kidney-selling-tastic prices. What barstewards"
(June 17, 2009, Dave Rawlins, Twitter, http://twitter.com/Piratejuice/statuses/2212882399)
Made-up citation: "I could buy a condo in my neighborhood, but only for kidney-selling-tastic prices. That's why I started organ-harvesting, grave-robbing, and orphan-bottling my way up the corporate ladder. Here's how you can too!"