plan-diddly-an

noun. A Ned Flanders special.

Real citation: "@rainamoon sounds like a plan-diddly-an. after morning nap? what are they xraying this time?"
(Nov. 30, 2009, Tera Y, Twitter, http://twitter.com/eviltera/statuses/6210172679)

Made-up citation: "According to history, the only plan-diddly-an that works in Afghanistan is booking a flight to Get-me-the-fuck-out-of-here-istan stat."