Five thoughts about Cylons

I can resist anything except bribes, coercion, disco, polite requests, and naked Cylon agents.

“010011110101000000101” may sound sexy to you, but it’s a trite pickup line to most Cylons.

I think my neighbor is a Cylon. She’s so beautiful, and she keeps nuking planets.

Faking an orgasm is easy. Faking a Cylon invasion is hard.

What men really think during sex: “My masters on the Cylon homeworld will be pleased.”