Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Ten questions

Is the Easter Bunny a rodent, marsupial, or succubus?

Are leather pants a symptom or a disease?

Is the first symptom of insanity being mildly intrigued by Cocoa Puffs?

Has anyone ever said “That’s a great question” about a great question?

Are stripper poles and firehouse poles made by the same pole-ologists?

Who’d win a fight between a casual observer and an innocent bystander?

What’s the difference between the sweet spot and the business end?

What if the fabric of the space-time continuum turns out to be spandex?

Is umpty-zillion more than a metric buttload?

What’s deepest: ass-deep, balls-deep, or the poetry of William Blake?

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