To understand your parents better, sell your own children to pirates.
Instilling values in children must begin early. That’s why all pregnant women should eat a Bible a day.
Children are like wet cement. They’re just not very smart.
The most important thing parents can teach their children is how to make hobos dance.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is they’re both in the pocket of the oil industry.
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